December 4th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
Friendship
If one day you meet someone unique,
With a spirit kindred to yours,
When your hands touch in greeting, you feel you are meeting
Someone you’ve met before.
All in good time, you’ll be sharing good wine
Ideas and observations,
Exchanging notes and anecdotes,
Having great conversations.
No questions are asked, no answers are needed,
You accept this friendship with pleasure.
For a newfound friend in everyone’s life
Is truly a remarkable treasure.
For friends will celebrate each other’s joy,
Comfort each other in sorrow,
Be there forever, beginning to end,
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
The author of this poem is Gladys Hamilton. Next month she will celebrate her 94th birthday. She is the mother of my sister-in-law and I was blessed to have been able to spend Thankgiving Day with her yesterday. This summer she moved to Edina from Phoenix. She is a true Renaissance woman, a poet, artist, sculptor and a writer. You can learn more about Gladys at gladysandfriends.com
The APHC show this week is live from The Town Hall on West 43rd Street in New York City. Special guests include Vince Giordano and the Nighthawks, author Roy Blount Jr.and singers Heather Masse and Aoife O’Donavan. The Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Tim Russell, Sue Scott and sound effects man Fred Newman will entertain with some of your favorite skits. The News From Lake Wobegon will feature pumpkin pie.
“A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to leave alone.” Henry David Thoreau
November 22nd, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
Fifty years ago today, John F. Kennedy was shot and killed in Dallas, Texas. It was one of those events that, if we are old enough, we remember where we were when we heard the news. There are a number of comparisons between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.
1. Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846, Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.
2. Lincoln was elected President in 1860, Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
3. Lincoln’s wife lost a child while living in the White House, so did Mrs. Kennedy.
4. Kennedy had a secretary named Mrs. Lincoln.
5. Lincoln was shot in the back of his head in the presence of his wife, as was JFK.
6. They both were shot on a Friday.
7. Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theater. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln built by Ford.
8. Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was know by three names, comprised of fifteen letters, same as Lee Harvey Oswald.
9. Booth was killed before being brought to trial. Oswald was killed before being brought to trial.
10. Lincoln’s successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808. Kennedy’s successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908.
The APHC show this week is a rebroadcast of the all-things-banjo show from back in February. Special guests include, Joe Newberry on “Down the Road”, Bill Evans playing “Ragtime Episode”, Noam Pikelny’s “Broken Drought”, a three banjo version of “Arkansas Traveler” and a bit of history on the banjo from Bill C. Malone.
In the News From Lake Wobegon, the town prepares for the annual “Big Plunge”.
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” From “The Hobbit” by J.R.R. Tolkien
November 18th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
I am now the proud holder of a “St. Cloud State University Driver Improvement Certificate”. This program is also marketed as the “55 Plus Improvement Program”. Had I signed up for this class when I was first eligible, I would have saved 10% per year on my auto insurance for the last 15 years. An estimated $900 of un-realized savings. Dumb! It is an eight hour course, but well worth the investment in time and enrollment fee.
I learned that if you are driving in a 55 mph or 60 mph zone, and you want to pass a slower driver, you are allowed to speed up to 65 or 70. This would not apply to any other posted speeds, only 55 and 60. I also learned that it is against the law to pass on the right except where there is a clearly marked lane for that purpose. I am not sure what the fine is, but the instructor made it sound like no small matter. There is no test to take at the end of the two evening course, so you have no excuse.
The show this week is a live broadcast from the Music Hall at Fair Park in Dallas, Texas. Special guests include conjunto kings Los Texmaniacs, country trio The Carper Family and singer Aoife O’Donovan. A special group, The Moonlighters, (Rich Dworsky, Richard Kriehn, Dean Magraw and Gary Raynor) will entertain, plus The News From Lake Wobegon. Enjoy the show.
“If you do not sow, you do not reap; no investment, no dividend. It’s as simple as that.” Alfred Armand Montapert
November 8th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
Twenty years ago today, Grandma Ramlo passed away. She was 20 days shy of her 98th birthday. It was “Gram” who taught me unconditional love. With your parents, it is hard to get unconditional love. There is too often, some strings attached. Parents feel like the world is judging them based on what their offspring do and say. With Gram, I could do no wrong. This was not always the case. When I was a child she was tough. When we were living above her grocery store she often fed us lunch. The rule was that you had to be in your chair at the table by the time the noon whistle stopped blowing. Upsala was small enough, so that if you started running when the whistle went off, you could get there before it was done blowing. I remember the time that I forgot the rule and when I opened the screen door, she slapped me across the face with a “You are late”. For that reason, I am almost never late for an appointment. I miss our Saturday morning visits in the Pierz nursing home and the special bars that she kept in her freezer.
The APHC show this week is a live broadcast from “The Chief”, an historic theatre in Bemidji. Special guests include prose poet Louis Jenkins and young singer-songwriter Sonny Johnson. The November Boys will join the usual cast of the Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Tim Russell, Sue Scott and Fred Newman. I have no idea about tickets. Maybe you should drive up there to see the Upsala/Swanville Patriots play in the high school football playoffs and buy a ticket from a scalper.
“The only reason you are happy is because you choose to be happy.” don Miguel Ruiz, author of “The Four Agreements”
November 1st, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
Where were you 22 years ago today? How much snow did you have to deal with? Today’s sunny cool weather is so much more comfortable than 24 inches of the white stuff. We were living in a townhouse in Blaine and the driveway was not cleared for days. We were running low on food and I am sure that I was freaking out since I was hooked on Diet Coke. When we lived on Cedar Lake west of Upsala, we used to enjoy being socked in by a blizzard. We usually had some notice and it usually was winter time not Halloween. In 1991 the freeways in the Metro area were a hazard to drive on most of the winter. It took a long time for the snow and ice to melt, in fact maybe it never did, until spring. 22 years is a long time ago. I drank my last can of Diet Coke on August 7th of this year.
The APHC show this week is live from the State Theatre in downtown Minneapolis. Special guests include the Pied Piper of Poetry, Billy Collins, mandolinist and bluegrass ambassador, Sam Bush, and men’s vocal ensemble Cantus. The Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Tim Russell, Sue Scott and Fred Newman will team up with Garrison to bring us the various skits. The News From Lake Wobegon will wrap it up.
“Reputation is what folks think you are. Personality is what you seem to be. Character is what you really are.” Alfred Armand Montapert
October 26th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
Next Thursday eve is Halloween. The kids will be out going door-to-door with ice-cream pails and sacks ringing doorbells and saying “Trick or Treat”. Wikipedia posts the following, “According to many scholars, All Hallows’ Eve is a Christianized feast initially influenced by Celtic harvest festivals, and festivals of the dead with possible pagan roots, particularly the Gaelic Samhain.”
“Typical festive Halloween activates include trick-or-treating, attending costume parties, decorating, carving pumpkins into jack-o-lanterns, lighting bonfires, apple bobbing, visiting haunted activities, playing pranks and” …. watching the Vikings play football. Nothing is scarier than that.
I trust that in your neighborhood, there will be nothing worse than toilet paper in your trees. I plan to place a large bowl of candy on the orange crate on the lighted front porch with a “Help Yourself” sign.
The APHC show this week is live from the Orpheum Theatre in Memphis, Tennessee. Special guests include, The Milk Carton Kids, singer Hilary Thavis and theatre organist, Tony Thomas, plus the Royal Academy of Radio Actors with a new voice, Beth Gilleland. Saxophonist Kenni Holmen joins The Guy’s All-Star Shoe Band. Enjoy the show.
“You have to have a tolerance for failure if you are going to do important things.” Warren Buffett
October 17th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
MEA weekend is a special time of the year. Many a father/son(daughter) combo head for the woods or ponds to bring home the “bacon” in the form of grouse or duck. Larry, a friend of mine who died way too young, knew that I had never taken up hunting, but he wanted my son and myself to experience a weekend of grouse hunting, up north at “the shack”. He invited our friend Ron and his son Matt, my son’s best friend, to join him and his son Danny. So there were three dads and three sons along with a black lab, “Bear”. We formed two teams and I was the “bird dog” on the dads team. Bear went with the boys.
The first day we brought back 17 grouse and Larry fixed a meal of grouse with wild rice and mushroom soup in the giant iron skillet that hung from a nail in “the shack”. It was one of the most memorable feasts of my life. I trust that you are doing something special with your family this weekend. If you want to see examples of other hunting experiences go to theoutdoorreport.com My son Erik has just posted a video about the Governor’s pheasant opener.
The APHC show this weekend is live from the Lied Center for Performing Arts in Lincoln, Nebraska. The show will feature special guest singer-songwriter, fiddler, and podcast host Sara Watkins. The Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Sue Scott, Tim Russell and Fred Newman will entertain you with a variety of skits. Enjoy the show.
“Do all you can, with what you have, in the time that you have, in the place where you are”. Okasi Johnson, 14 old aids patient in South Africa.
October 11th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
In September of 1956 I was enrolled in the eighth grade at the Junior High in St. Louis Park. The previous month my mother had given birth to her sixth child and Dad was once more in trouble. My mother’s mother, Grama Ramlo, drove her 1952 Chevy from Upsala to our rented bungalow at 1620 Colorado Ave in St. Louis Park, put my dad in the back seat, drove to the VA Hospital in Minneapolis and said, “Here, he is a drunk and he is your problem, not mine”. She then took her daughter and my five siblings into her house in Upsala. On October 1st, I rode my Schwin from Ramlo Grocery to the Upsala school. I had earned the money for my shiny new red Schwin delivery newspapers in our St. Louis Park neighborhood. Of course someone let the air out of the tires. I did get out of the 10 hours of detention that I had accrued at school in St. Louis Park.
The next Monday, the student body was ushered into the school auditorium to watch game five of the World Series. We watched Don Larsen pitch the only perfect game in post-season major league baseball history. He’d had a disastrous game two, lasting only two innings and allowing four runs on four walks. When he reported to the locker room that day, Larsen was astonished to see the baseball tucked into his shoe by the manager Casey Stengel. He faced 27 batters that day and not a single one made it to base.
The APHC show this week is a live broadcast from the newly re-opened Saenger Theatre in New Orleans. Special guests include country/folk singer and songwriter Iris DeMent, vocal powerhouse Jearlyn Steele and singer Hilary Thavis. Plus the Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Tim Russell, Sue Scott and Fred Newman will entertain us. The News From Lake Wobegon will wrap it up. Enjoy the show.
“Don’t let the noise of others opinions drown out your inner voice.” Steve Jobs
October 4th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good rainy morning from Collegeville,
When I moved to the cottage in Millstream Village, I gave up my TV dish. I chose to go with the internet from Charter plus Netflix. I am on season four of “Breaking Bad”, episode 5. Should we meet on the street or in a coffee shop, do not tell me how season five and the series finale ended last Sunday night. I usually tune in to Terry Gross every evening, but last night I had to turn it off. They were discussing the ending of the show. I was a big fan of “Malcolm in the Middle” and Bryan Cranston played the part of the father on that show. Most of the time he acted a bit on the dimwit side. In “Breaking Bad”, Bryan’s character, Walter White, goes from mild mannered chemistry teacher to a really bad guy. “I am the one that knocks!”
The APHC show this week is another live show from The Fitzgerald Theater in downtown St. Paul. Special guests include free spirited troubadour Pokey LaFarge, bluegrass utility man, Joe Newberry and vocalist Heather Masse with pianist Jed Wilson. Enjoy the show.
Tomorrow night is the annual fundraiser at The Paramount Theater in downtown St. Cloud. This year the theme is “Gold Dust Gala, Rumors & Dreams, the music of Fleetwood Mac”. The stars include Pamela McNeil, Mary Jane Alm and Jeff Engholm. Tickets are available online at paramountarts.org There will be some fabulous prices on artwork starting at 6 PM. There are only three price points, $24 , $48 and $96. A heck of a deal. I hope to see you there.
“It isn’t the mountain ahead that wears you out; it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.” Lloyd Perry
September 27th, 2013 by Gary Osberg
Good morning from Collegeville,
This is homecoming weekend for St. John’s. The campus will be packed with alumni, students and parents. A lot of Johnnie Bread has been baked and is ready to go.
The forecast is for showers, but that will not be a problem with tuf-turf having replaced grass.
Some of my favorite memories of football games are in the mud. I was an overweight freshman on the Upsala Cardinal team in 1957. We wore the old uniforms and helmets and we did not win any fashion awards. The seniors included one, John Atkinson, who was a running back who ran with his knees pumping up and down high and hard, but he still managed to make yardage. In practice, I would simply bounce off of his knees. The memory of the pain is still with me. That may have been the year when no other team even scored on the Upsala team. In my junior year I had shed a few pounds over the summer and I had a decent year of football. The following summer I had a diving accident and so I did not play my senior year. The Upsala homecoming game is two weeks from today and I hope to be there in my letterman’s jacket.
The APHC show this week is live from The Fitzgerald Theater in downtown St. Paul. Special guests include soul-singer, songwriter, Dan Penn, fiddler-singer Sara Watkins and blues singer Hilary Thavis , (who is named after Father Hilary). The Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Sue Scott, Tim Russell and Fred Newman will entertain with a number of skits. Enjoy the show.
The Millstream Art Festival is this Sunday in vibrant downtown St. Joseph. The weather will be wonderful. The festival runs from 11 until 5 PM.
“The root of all disturbance, if one will go to its source, is that no one will blame himself.” Dorotheus of Gaza
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